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Shut Up, Sox

Posted by Lance Harris - Sterling DTC on May 31, 2006

Just once, I’d like to see the Red Sox NOT comment:

Although we are disappointed that Roger Clemens will not be joining the Red Sox, we are glad that we went through the process and reconnected as an organization with Roger. We wish him the best of luck with Houston and in the National League. When Roger’s career does come to an end, we will welcome him to Fenway Park and will forever consider him to be a legendary and beloved member of the Boston Red Sox.

Blech! Shut up already. Why the team feels the need to comment on free agents they didn’t sign is beyond me. They did the same thing when Damon went to the Yankees, only worse, they held a press conference.

They sound like the guy who remains friends with the girl he wanted for a girlfriend, but who ended up going out with someone else. Like saying nice things will somehow make it better.

Update: Apparently, the Sox are acting like a jilted teen because they courted Roger like one. Aww, wasn’t this a cute idea:

Apparently, the Red Sox appealed to the sentimental side of Roger Clemens more than we know. According to agent Randy Hendricks, the club’s final offer to the pitcher who made No. 21 famous in Boston was a one-year contract worth precisely $21,000,021.

They also promised to wear Clemens’ varsity jacket and write Sox+Roger TLA 4-eva! on each page of Schilling’s journal.

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Why can’t we get players like that?

Posted by Lance Harris - Sterling DTC on May 30, 2006

With apologies to Bob Lobel, we bring you the story of former Sox pitcher Scott Sauerbeck:

SHEFFIELD VILLAGE, Ohio — Indians relief pitcher Scott Sauerbeck was arrested early Tuesday in Sheffield Village, police said.

Officers said they followed a 1966 Lincoln Continental that was being driven erratically northbound on Abby Road at about 3:45 a.m., when they noticed the passenger and driver pull into a driveway and flee on foot behind a home.

Police found Sauerbeck, 34, and 28-year-old Lily Miller, of Lakewood, hiding in the bushes. They were both arrested.

He was charged with obstructing official business and wrongful entrustment, because he gave his keys to someone who had too much to drink.

Police said Miller’s blood-alcohol content was .253, three times the legal limit. She was charged with obstructing official business and driving under the influence.

Sauerbeck was awful when he was here in 2003, but he wasn’t that much worse than a couple of the guys we have now. If we’re going to be stuck with the likes of Rudy Seanez and Julian Tavarez, they might as well provide a little entertainment.

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Memorial Day, Lancaster

Posted by Lance Harris - Sterling DTC on May 29, 2006

Scenes from this morning’s Memorial Day services and parade in Lancaster:






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Coaching trouble

Posted by Lance Harris - Sterling DTC on May 28, 2006

Are you afraid that your son or daughter might be scarred for life as a result of being on the wrong end of a blowout? Then move to Connecticut, where the Connecticut Interscholastic Athletic Conference will be suspending coaches of football teams that run of the score:

HARTFORD, Conn. — High school football coaches in Connecticut will have to be good sports this fall — or risk a suspension.

The football committee of the Connecticut Interscholastic Athletic Conference, which governs high school sports, is adopting a “score management” policy that will suspend coaches whose teams win by more than 50 points.

A rout is considered an unsportsmanlike infraction and the coach of the offending team will be disqualified from coaching the next game, said Tony Mosa, assistant executive director of the Cheshire, Conn.-based conference.

“We were concerned with any coach running up the game. There’s no need for it,” Mosa said. “This is something that we really have been discussing for the last couple of years. There were a number of games that were played where the difference of scores were 60 points or more. It’s not focused on any one particular person.”

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Some states, including Iowa, continuously run the game clock in the second half if a team has a 35-point lead. The Connecticut committee rejected a similar proposal because members thought it would unfairly cut into backups’ playing time.

One of the things school sports teaches students is how to deal with adversity. Teaching kids that someone will step in and save them from further trouble when they are facing adversity isn’t realistic.

Teaching good sportsmanship is also important, but disciplining coaches who don’t teach it a certain way (or at all) isn’t the answer. The message kids on the winning teams will receive isn’t “we don’t run up the score because it’s right,” it is “we don’t run up the score because the rules say we can’t.”

I’ve coached for a long time (basketball, not football), and have been on both sides of some pretty bad blowouts. My philosophy had always been that our teams would play the first half straight regardless of the score, and then once I was sure the game was in hand, I would play more of our reserves, call off the press, instruct the girls not to shoot three-pointers, etc.

There was a time when I would get offended by coaches who would beat us badly and not play out the string in the same way that I would. But over time I began to realize that all I could do was coach my team, and it wasn’t going to do me any good to worry about whether our opponents were treating us in a sportsmanlike fashion or not.

Further, I came to believe that a team should not alter their style just to keep scores down. A team that beat the Crusaders by 40+ points this season continued to shoot three-pointers until the final buzzer. Were they being unsportsmanlike? No. They are a run-and-shoot team which always stations four of their five players outside the arc. That is their offensive philosophy. Should they no longer play their style because they are ahead? Shouldn’t the younger players or reserves have the chance to become more familiar and comfortable with the style that they will play when they become starters?

In another game this past season, we were being pressed to death and had fallen behind by 20-some points. At the end of a timeout, one of my players turned to me and said, “Well, at least they won’t be pressing us anymore.” I asked her why she would think that and she replied “Isn’t their a rule that they can’t press once they have a 20-point lead?” Apparently that was the rule when she played in the middle school league, and she just assumed it would be the same.

I told her that we didn’t have any such rule, and further, that it was OK with me if they kept pressing because the more we played against the press, the better we’d become. As far as I’m concerned, that’s the only responsibility I have, to keep my team working and learning, not to keep their feelings from being bruised by the score of a basketball game.

I realize that football is different. There is an element of physical domination in a football blowout that may not be there in a similar basketball event. A losing football team might get the living snot beaten out of them both figuratively and literally. But tying disciplinary action to the final score is a situation that is ripe for abuse.

What if Coach A has been blown out by Coach B year after year, hates B with a passion, and finds himself being blown out again. Would he take a safety in a 49-0 game just to stick it to the winning coach?

If a team finds themselves ahead 56-6 or so, do they take a safety to get back under 50 points? Or maybe a coach instructs his defense to let the other team score on every possession so they can keep getting the ball back.

On the other hand, there might be some coaches who would like the opportunity to take a weekend off during the season. These coaches from the San Diego area, for instance, decided to attend a “coaches clinic” in neighboring Nevada:

Allegations of improper expenditures by the Fallbrook High football booster club have been referred to the San Diego County Sheriff’s Department after the Fallbrook school district found an ATM withdrawal of $164.95 at a brothel in Nevada, among other questionable transactions on a booster club debit card.

Fallbrook Union High School District Superintendent Tom Anthony said he referred the case to the sheriff’s office in Fallbrook after the district conducted its own investigation. The case was referred last week to the financial crimes unit, Sheriff’s Lt. Grant Burnett said.

Anthony said some transactions on the debit card were “extremely disturbing” to him and the district’s board of trustees. Chief among them, he said, was the ATM withdrawal during Thanksgiving weekend last year at 48 Kit Kat Drive in Carson City, Nev., the location of the Kit Kat Guest Ranch, a brothel.

Debit card records obtained from Anthony show a withdrawal at that ATM of $164.95 at 3:21 a.m. on Nov. 26. It was categorized on the debit card account as “Coaches Expenses: Clinics.”

Debit card and travel records show that then-head football coach Dennis Houlihan traveled from Los Angeles to Reno that weekend via Alaska Airlines and rented a car from Nov. 25-27 in Reno. Purchases for his air travel ($253.40) and rental car ($87.51) were on the debit records, categorized as coaches expenses.

The debit card records also show a withdrawal in Carson City at 9:45 p.m. on Nov. 25 for $282 — hours before the withdrawal at the brothel. It also was categorized as “Coaches Expenses: Clinics.”

Can you believe the ATM at the Kit Kat Guest Ranch charges $4.95 per withdrawal?

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Tsunami update

Posted by Lance Harris - Sterling DTC on May 26, 2006

A couple of weeks ago, I mocked one of my fellow Leominsterians for Tsunami concerns. In response to a question from a Sentinel and Enterprise reporter about whether or not she was afraid of the bird flu, a Leomisnter resident replied:

“We’ll deal with it when and if it comes. We could have a tsunami. Are we going to sit around and worry about that all the time?”

My snarky reaction was that since Leominster is at 404 feet above sea level, a Tsunami is the last thing we’d have to worry about. Looks like I was wrong.

Adam at Universal Hub has been following the predictions of a Frenchman that a 200m Tsunami will hit the East Coast this weekend. Apparently the disaster was supposed to occur yesterday, but further calculations have revealed that the Tsunami will occur during a 48-hour window:

I have received information psychically, which is corroborated by scientific data, according to which on May 25, 2006 a giant tsunami will occur in the Atlantic Ocean, brought about by the impact of a comet fragment which will provoke the eruption of under-sea volcanoes. Waves up to 200 m high will reach coastlines located above and below the Tropic of Cancer.

Maybe I’ll head up to Mt. Wachusett tonight and watch the waves roll in…

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A request and an apology

Posted by Lance Harris - Sterling DTC on May 26, 2006

Jackson was due to be born Wednesday, but there hasn’t been any inkling that he’s ready to come into the world. Michelle has had a wonderful pregnancy up to this point. While that is a blessing, I wonder if Jackson is a little too comfortable in there.

I can understand why he wouldn’t want to leave the warmth of his home right now, but let’s go already. Maybe he’s waiting for the heat this week (90s by Monday) to come out so the transition will be easier.

A couple of weeks ago, my sister-in-law taught our niece Kayla to do the “Baby Jacks” dance in an effort to spiritually encourage the baby out. My sister-in-law described the dance as “like a rain dance.” After a week of rain, we finally got Kayla to stop. I suppose we owe the good people of the Merrimack Valley an apology.

Sorry about that, folks.

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Unintended Consequences

Posted by Lance Harris - Sterling DTC on May 24, 2006

I don’t think this was quite the visual KABC was going for:

(via adfreak.com)

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Miffed Man Mucks Mom Memorial on Muddy Mother’s Day

Posted by Lance Harris - Sterling DTC on May 23, 2006

Trying a little channel 7 vibe here with the headline, work with me…

You may remember that about a month ago, a mother and her unborn baby were killed in Lancaster by a drunken driver. As often happens, the family and friends of the victims erected a make-shift memorial at the crash site. Apparently, the man who owns the property on which the memorial was located has seen enough of it, as related in this story from the Sentinel and Enterprise:

Man admits burying cross from crash victims’ memorial
By James Downing

LANCASTER — A memorial for the Leominster woman and her unborn child who died in an April car crash is missing a cross and a pair of baby booties.

“I removed them because I’m an atheist and I do not want any Catholic symbols on my property,” Bill Brodmerkle told the Sentinel & Enterprise Friday.

Brodmerkle said he buried the cross in the backyard of his house at 414 Sterling St.

He said he did not knowingly bury any baby booties, but the weather has been bad and he might not have noticed them.

The guy doesn’t want any “Catholic” symbols on his property, so he buries the cross…on his property. Am I missing something here? Is it not still on his property? Is the issue that he thinks hosting a cross on the side of the road in front of his house is an endorsement of belief, like a statue of the Madonna or a political sign touting a candidate?

Brodmerkle said he had been promised the memorial would only stay up for two weeks following the crash.

The cross went missing on May 14, according to John Rousseau, James’ brother.

Brodmerkle left a couple of porcelain angels, a wreath, stuffed animals and some now-empty flower baskets untouched.

“I’m sorry for the tragic accident,” Brodmerkle said. “I’m also regretful because the person made a forthright and honest promise” to remove the memorial, he added.

Brodmerkle said he is open to returning the cross.

Mr. Brodmerkle obviously feels strongly about the cross (although I wonder why he drew the line between the cross and the porcelain angels, which to me also would qualify as “Catholic” symbols). Not only did he go out of his way to bury it despite the historically bad weather, but the cross erected to memorialize a young mother-to-be and her unborn infant went missing on Mother’s Day!

At least he’s open to excavating the muddy thing and returning it. Then, it will be off his property once and for all.

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Today’s nominee for the worst political ad ever

Posted by Lance Harris - Sterling DTC on May 23, 2006

A Republican candidate for California State Assembly sent out this mailer attacking his Republican primary opponent for having a heart transplant. (Insert Dick Cheney joke here).

Click the photo to see it in all it’s glory.

(via democtats.com and Daily Kos)

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Jerry Remy has “lost all touch with reality”

Posted by Lance Harris - Sterling DTC on May 22, 2006

Letter to the Editor, from Saturday’s Telegram and Gazette:

Sports announcer has a doll, not a mascot
SANDRA J. BELBA, Worcester

I’m a Red Sox fan, although I do enjoy the Patriots more. But I enjoy baseball and the Red Sox.

What I don’t enjoy is Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo. I have listened and watched other games on FOX, NESN, ESPN, etc., and all the other announcers seem to be into each game and they tell you if it’s a ball, strike or if the pitch is high, low or whatever.

Mr. Remy and Mr. Orsillo talk more about past games, haircuts, scratch tickets and so on, instead of the game. It’s between the third and the seventh innings when they seem to be chit-chatting the most. They do pick it up for the eighth and ninth innings.

And will someone please tell Mr. Remy that Wally, the little one he has with him in the booth, is a doll and not real and not the true mascot. He’s lost all touch with reality.

There was a time when the way to air any greivance one had was to write a letter to the editor. Sadly, the internet is changing the way we complain publicly. But it’s good to see there are some out there who still write to their editor about the really important issues.

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